Thursday, October 6, 2011

Spoiler Free Review of Gear of War 3

My review of the video game Gears of War 3. The best part is how I troll someone in the "comments" portion on the youtube page of the video.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

MW2- Funny Team Killing Reactions w/ a Death Threat!

In honor of MW3 coming out soon, I play a few rounds of MW2 and did some team killing. Got some funny reactions. Being called a 'kid' by an 11 year old, and a death threat to me and my family! Little did he know, I'm a puppet!

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Cameras catch Carlos fapping away at a Sarah Palin Event!

The other day, Carlos got "excited" to be at a Sarah Palin speech so he decided to take off his clothes and go to town on himself. Little did he know, the cameras were rolling and captured the whole thing!

Monday, August 29, 2011

Spoiler Free Review of the Latest Episode of Take the Money and Run"

If you haven't see this show yet, check it out! Its not that bad, pretty entertaining. In this episode two homosexuals try to win, but all they really do is cry a lot.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Let's Play: Mario 64 (the most racist game ever)

Without a shadow of any doubt Mario 64 is one of the most racist games of all time. It goes after fatties, blacks, gays and mexicans. This was very distasteful of Kaz Hirai to produce a fantasy world where plumbers are looked down upon, everyone is high on marijuana and racism rules the day.

In this Let's Play, I expose this game for what it is a shill for the KKK.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Skyrim Collector's Edition Preview

Got an extra $150 lying around? Then you can purchase the Collector's Edition of Skyrim... but first let Carlos Fugazzi explain to you why it's a bad idea!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Let's Play: Zelda a Link to the Past

Alright people, this is my first Let's Play. Zelda is by far one of the greatest games for the SNES, it is also one of the most nonsensical pieces of gaming of all time. Why? Watch the videos.

Most Let's Play videos make me want to mix amonia and bleach together and inhale. Mine are different: they're not fucking boring. I watched about 20 of these hunks of garbage and did the complete opposite of what they did. Yes, I had a near melt down in the second view, I get it.

Yes, I used to fap to Princess Penny.